The Planets Now
Jul 29, 2014 02:34 GMT
You will feel like you went 10 rounds with Joe Lewis before this day is over.
I see a tall dark stranger bringing your sole mate this evening. Yes, Cinderella, your shoe prints matched the crime scene.
You will begin to understand how real hell is. Your baby's grandma will be visiting for a few weeks.
You will go down to the dock today to see if your ship came in, only to discover that it is the Flying Dutchman.
Even a truckload of mistletoe won't get you kissed today.
Today you will need to be extra careful. Your guardian angel is on vacation.
Not sure what it means. All your houses are wearing boxing gloves today.
You will hear the radio call your name to win a $100 prize you must claim in the next five minutes only to find your cell phone is dead.
You will speak to an alien today and not even know it.
The Gods have a surprise for you today. They plan to give you the wedgie of all wedgies.
If opportunity knocks on your door today, don't answer. It is a trick.
What are you smiling about? The draft was not abolished! It was only put to rest for the time being.
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